rnilkbreath: home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
no: URL giveaway! so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós
superblys: Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
j-moriarty: llane: Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in. satan: 1 god: 0
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
supernatural season finale forecast:
me & my dad: watching Doctor Who
dad: look there's Martin Cumberbatch
me: that's Matt Smith.
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: trenchcoat-fetish: mapalap: teamfreewifi: i-believe-in-dean: mapalap: getaglimpsebeyondthisillusion: mapalap: blueboxparchment: mapalap: wingsinpurgatory: mapalap: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION JUST TO GET A GLANCE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHERRRRR BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH THOUGH MY EYES COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND...
sassybluejudas: I am convinced Elementary is at its core the story about a woman struggling to have a good night’s rest only to wake to or be awakened by a strange man who likes solving crimes.
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
I think he’s cute because he’s biologically mine.– Misha talking about West (via orwecouldnot)
whores: whores: Don’t cry because its over cry because you’re ugly
terutegg: hav u ever noticed all pokemon characters hav hair hte same color as their name?? like yellow, red, cynthia, steven…
mermaidsandmisandry: youre in the hospital when you hear the alarms start. you stop flipping through channels on the tiny television in the corner as you hear the frantic shouting. nurses and doctors run by your room, shouting CODE RED as they run. the lights in the hallway blink red. the vending machine guy is here. hes restocking the mountain dew.
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
javeliner: think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
ronaldreaganisdead: rocks dont move and they are happy
ahmpora: wheresmyhalmet: warpedlamp: fonixe: warpedlamp: fonixe: sex why did this get 25 notes where did the ghost thing come from
rosesollux: Okay yes having good grades doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smart but can we please not demean people who do get good grades because it is incredibly difficult and stressful for a lot of people and saying they “aren’t really smart” is really insulting to those who actually try really hard.
rhydonmyhardon: oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected